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Post shit in BL that you hate.
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>>2 No.8799
>>8794Holy shit, I forgot how much I despise the retarded "dudebro not gay if" dialogue and characterization
It always reads to me as the most autistically juvenile and literal way to point out that two guys having sex is not the norm
I've seen fratty dude archetypes done fine a few times from people that weren't porn addicts, but it otherwise reeks of fags that binged too many straight to gay stories on Reddit
>>8798MyReadingManga
It's a dark place, you must never go there nona
No.8803
>>8796It's a standalone picture but as a sidenote the dick is cartoonishy big and veiny which also bothers me. I just had this huge realisation that I'm fine with japanese censorship cause I don't like looking at detailed cocks with veins and stuff.
No.8812
>>8803>>8803> I just had this huge realisation that I'm fine with japanese censorship cause I don't like looking at detailed cocks with veins and stuff.Honestly same. My controversial opinion is that I was never bothered by lightsaber dicks
>>8799>It always reads to me as the most autistically juvenile and literal way to point out that two guys having sex is not the normThis is a good way to put it
No.8817
>>8799>It always reads to me as the most autistically juvenile and literal way to point out that two guys having sex is not the normSame, it seems very irony-poisoned and memey like from some sort of Reddit meme
>Yo bro we're so gay! xD No.8818
I've been getting real sick of ahegao lately. Like I get the appeal, but it's really annoying when I see an artist that has such great expressions in their SFW works but in the NSFW it's all the same tongue out tearing up face. Sometimes it even looks really ugly. I think it's better when artists try to make the characters expressions different and based on their personality, like the cocky slutty guy smiling or have a smug expression while getting dicked down or a monotone expressionless dude having more subtle expression of pleasure etc. Also why is every bottom character drawn crying during sex like I understand some tears of pleasure but the full on crying some artists do is really unappealing to me.
Another thing I don't like is unexpected dubcon, like two characters consensually getting ready to have sex, doing foreplay enthusiastically etc then suddenly the bottom is like 'No don't put it in' even though he wanted it up till this point and then the top ignores him and sticks it in anyways even though he was being gentle before and it randomly turns into force fucking like damn where did that come from? I don't mind dub/non con but when it comes out of left field like that it's annoying.
No.8820
>>8818I hate ahegao faces too. They're so exaggerated I find it almost comical, it takes me out of the smut completely. Keep that shit out of yaoi, only men like it.
No.8821
>>8818Ahegao face has always been disgusting to me and I wanted to scream once it started making its way to BL works as well. It looks both gross and goofy, why would anyone want to see that during a sex scene?
No.8825
>>8820well then call me transitioned because no- only men do not like it. See Chinese fujos who overload their art with cuntboy and just draw PIV with an extra step or two.
No.8836
Orgasm faces should at least have closed or half lidded eyes, to emphasize the climax of their straining. Like buttocks clenched, hips thrust, eyes no longer being used for anything sensible, one long exhale as they hold onto the best feeling. Who the hell opens their eyes all wide and starey? Fuck that excess sensory information, it's unnecessary.
No.8837
You know a yaoi is ass when the couple look like this
No.8838
>>8818>>8820my problem with ahegao is that it has been memed to death so it just feels souless to see it in a yaoi manga/dj.I can take cliche plotlines and dialogue but I dislike most "meme" poses, sex positions and facial expressions. You know, the stuff you see over and over again in hentai mangas. Its hypocritical of me, but I prefer it when yaoi mangakas stick to the established conventions from yaoi, rather than draw from whatever porn meme is currently popular among men.
No.8841
>>8836An orgasm inspired this. I agree with you, especially the hip thrusting.
No.8844
>japanese source material
>japanese characters
>characters say "oh god" during sex
every time
No.8845
>>8844I am equally annoyed when historical and fantasy works use modern sounding profanity.
No.8850
When you're reading an ongoing fanfic and there's sudden gendie shit thrown in.
I guess it's something everyone here hates generally, but right now I'm really feeling it because I had talked with the author before about how we shared similar headcanons and how well written her fic was, and now suddenly male characters are nonbinary since it's pride month I guess and she changed up the entire tags. I feel like I just endorsed something I shouldn't.
No.8851
>>8844What about bits of random Japanese. I'm a weeb myself, but even that's a 'no'.
No.8852
>>8850Which fandom/ship is this? I'm seeing a pattern where certain ships/fandoms attract gendie stuff.
No.8853
>>8852NTA but almost everything has inescapable gendie shit, I think what's probably easier to say is what *doesn't* attract gendie shit and that's probably games that are too hard to play/anime that doesn't have a lot of teenage main characters
No.8856
>>8850I don't like any kind of transbending but for whatever reason my fave being made nonbinary ticks me off slightly more than just standard ftmshit. Maybe because it's changing the character's canonical gender and it feels like they're saying 'he can't be a man because X'. (In this case, I'm guessing because people see him as
autism coded and as we all know, autistic people don't have gender. But then when someone acknowledges that autistic people are disproportionately trooning out they'll pretend it's not trender BS)
No.8858
>>8856is this the cyrus fic that suddenly changed the tags with no warning
No.8859
>>8856>It feels like they're saying 'he can't be a man because X'. God yeah I think that's what pisses me off too. At least FtM you can sort of pretend maybe it's a tomboyish genderbent if there's really nothing else to read.
In my case, questioning your homosexual feelings for your brother when you're normally attracted to woman means somehow that you are neither man or woman? Baffling.
The autism coded character being turned into a gendie feels like a racist stereotype almost KEK
No.8860
>>8850This happened to me like 100k into an ongoing fic and while the author said nothing would come of it I'm waiting for the fic to be over and then ctrl+Fing "her cock" lol. Ultimately I "understand" why they did it but also I think it overreaches and feels weird. It's the kind of thing you should be doing with your original fics/characters, not pasting over your blorbo untagged in the longfic.
>>8844Flashbanged by the memory of people using "kami" in their lemons.
>>8859>autism coded character being turned into a gendie feels like a racist stereotype almost KEKIt really is. Like oh do they speedrun as well?
No.8863
>>8858Different pokemon character and it wasn't even tagged just surprise they pronouns kek, but I'm not surprised.
No.8868
>>8859I've seen gendies decide a character can't be male because he "wears girl clothes" but it's just hakama or similar traditional male clothes. Unironically racist.
No.8871
>>8868That kind of ignorant shit drives me crazy. You get that kind of thing with historical males with long hair sometimes too. Reminds me of how a bunch of people now think wakashu means nonbinary because some idiots memed it as a third gender when it just referred to boys in a certain age range.
No.8897
Bisexual mcs in blvns. When I'm playing a BOYS love vn I don't want to read how much the protag wants to fuck women or how big the boobs of a random female character are. If I wanted to read that I would just play an eroge. Make the mc a fag or a virgin I don't care as long as he doesn't lust for women every second
No.8962
>>8897Didn't bother me with Tamamori since his gay panic was cute but I wanted to strangle Haru.
No.8963
>>8959Same. Age gaps just don't do it for me. I'm fine with any age group getting together with each other in fiction. But I don't like when the couple itself has extreme differences in age, height, personality (unless they find out later that they're not so different after all/common ground), or any other extreme opposite classifications.
I think my dislike of age gaps has to do with me not vibing with an extreme version of the opposites attract trope as much, which extends to opposites in ages.
No.8964
>>8962The gag of Tamamori being into specifically busty mature women and mentioning it multiple times the same exact way was really funny to me and
the punchline of Professor's maid attacking him when she was a busty mature woman and him liking it when he thinks back to it was hilarious too
Other MCs though where they've slept around with women always distracts me even though I think it's supposed to be sexy that they're now in the other position and they aren't used to it, but it usually always reads to me like "uke = womanly = bad/shameful"
No.8973
Not BL specifically but I started hating pregnancies as shock value, maybe it's because i am pregnant rn but I just get uncomfortable, it's not something that should be used for cheap twists.
No.8974
>>8973So do you enjoy mpreg or stories focused on family in general or is it too unrealistic now that you're in that situation?
No.8980
>>8844Tbf, I think some English dubs of anime use "God". Japanese is such a a complex language that has certain tones and slangs that don't always mesh well with English, so I imagine a lot of people just use the English dub speech patterns to write dialogue, which would probably include "Oh God!". Maybe there should be a content warning for English dub dialogue, I know I'd be tempted to include it if I ever uploaded my fics to AO3
No.8986
>>8974>mpregI never was into mpreg so nothing really changed
>stories focused on familyI like those, i don't think they are unrealistic, at least the ones I read.
The one that makes me uncomfortable is the typical pregnancy as a twist, like it was used in mouthwash, then use the image of the fetus as shock value. I never cared about it but now I just don't like it.
No.8992
>>8991I hate cosplay.
Not actual cosplay just the whole 3DPD aspect of some literal who pretending to be my husbando with thirst videos. IT's gross. Especially when the cosplayer's outright unattractive or does that thing they all do with the weird shading around their eyes because some popular cosplayer did it and now they all do it.
Like they put on 6 different eye shadows.
It's ultra weird seeing girls goon over it because it's the kind of ape, grug brain behavior that's embarrassing enough from reddit. Remember the Attack on Titan cosplay make outs? Or SasuNaru girls?
No.8993
>>8991Every now and then there's cute cosplayers
Only makeup I buy is by two cute gay dudes who cosplay.
No.8995
>>8992>pretending to be my husbando with thirst videosThis is what I hate about it. I like when people get to dress up as their favorites and be dorks together. Trying to eroticize a 2d character as 3dpd is offensive to me on a visceral level.
No.8997
I hate how normalized saying "I hope he gets his pussy fucked" is when it comes to male characters, just giving them a pussy completely unprompted. Not even mentioning if they're trans or anything, it could be a completely normal conversation and it's just assumed they have a pussy
No.8998
>>8997I'm not sure if people who say that think the man actually has a pussy, it's more similar to how gay men call their asses "bussy" (which is a term I find disgusting). People associate being penetrated with being female, even if they're gay or fujos.
No.8999
>>8998I assume the later but it's still gross.
No.9000
>>8963Out of curiosity, are you using OhseIo as an example of opposites or similarity? The way I understand it, they're opposite sides of the coin in terms of attitude (positive/negative), they were at odds with each other because their similarities got in each other's way (they would both want to be stepped on and have no one do anything on their behalf). They're also both the exact same height in centimeters if I recall correctly, but it's not something most viewers catch onto because Ohse is always hunched over.
I'll be honest, I've never thought too hard about "opposites" when shipping, but I do like what would be considered gaps. I'm primarily swayed by chemistry, so gap elements are like free prompts for scenarios. I think if I did see something as total opposites it would put me off though, because you still need something as the basis for them getting along. A shared interest or something.
>>8991For a long time my husbando got cosplay photos but no fanart, just years and years of cosplay being the only thing. I found that the photos where their face was obscured were good, and the framing and meaning in the scenes really shone, but when their face was visible I would see a regular ass person, usually doing nothing in particular. There was one cosplayer whose face wasn't too far off and I preferred her to the others, but then they'd do group photoshoots and I'd just be staring at how much worse the other girls' faces were and feel like an asshole.
>>8992>thirst videosSuddenly very glad I don't have tiktok, and my husbando is before its time so only Japanese cosplayers bother. Any kind of thirst video is weird shit to encounter on a personal platform.
No.9001
>>8991I can't look at cosplay of my husbando or of pairings I like. It's just so revolting to me. The characters are perfect in their 2D forms. 3D just ruins it. I also think that cosplay is cringy no matter how accurate it is.